1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:08,866 you're turning 28 你快 28 岁了 2 00:00:09,666 --> 00:00:10,566 that's nothing 没什么 3 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:12,266 says the 22 说22 4 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:13,100 year old 岁 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,966 and don't tell me it's nothing it's late 20's 不要告诉我这没什么是 20 年代后期 6 00:00:16,066 --> 00:00:18,666 that's something i've never heard of anyone 这是我从未听说过的事情 7 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:21,266 getting upset about their 28th birthday 为他们的 28 岁生日感到沮丧 8 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:25,300 28 seems like nothing compared to 30 now 30 28 seems like nothing compared to 30 now 30 9 00:00:25,466 --> 00:00:26,866 that's gonna be a real bitch 那将是一个真正的婊子 10 00:00:27,266 --> 00:00:29,133 i'm turning 30 this year 今年我30岁了 11 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:33,966 so who's ready for a smoothie huh 那么谁准备好来一杯冰沙了哈 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,966 it's cool i can totally wait a minute 太酷了,我完全可以等一下 13 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:41,499 more steam 更多的蒸汽 14 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:50,266 look at the icing on this cupcake 看看这个纸杯蛋糕上的糖霜 15 00:00:51,666 --> 00:00:54,299 it would take me all day long to lick it off 我需要一整天才能舔掉它 16 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,966 oh i doubt it 哦,我怀疑 17 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:58,366 oh 哦 18 00:00:58,366 --> 00:01:02,166 my god the sugar goes right to your solar atmosphere 天哪,糖会直接进入你的太阳大气层 19 00:01:02,166 --> 00:01:03,566 like a consistent or 像一个一致的或 20 00:01:04,866 --> 00:01:07,266 are my legs shaking i swear to god my legs are shaking 我的腿在颤抖吗我向上帝发誓我的腿在颤抖 21 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:08,966 is this where it donut 这是甜甜圈的地方吗 22 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,666 make love to it 和它做爱 23 00:01:12,466 --> 00:01:15,933 you don't need a hole to how you ruin it sorry sometime 你不需要一个洞来说明你是如何毁掉它的 24 00:01:16,566 --> 00:01:20,266 so bella's birthday what kind of party are we talking about 所以贝拉的生日我们在谈论什么样的派对 25 00:01:20,933 --> 00:01:22,766 it should be a surprise party 这应该是一个惊喜派对 26 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:23,999 okay 好的 27 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:28,333 it will Europe and plus i love surprises so do i 它将欧洲而且我喜欢惊喜我也是 28 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:31,966 we are not talking about the trainee you pick up last night 我们不是在谈论你昨晚接的练习生 29 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:34,566 as long as it wasn't you 只要不是你 30 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:37,600 guys the party the party 伙计们派对派对 31 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,700 nothing to our religious 对我们的宗教没有任何影响 32 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:43,766 and we should definitely keep it small bernardo's coming 我们绝对应该保持它 small bernardo's coming 33 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:45,100 sure it will be 肯定会 34 00:01:46,866 --> 00:01:50,966 this is the first good joke you made in the year Dude Dunk sure 这是你今年开的第一个好笑话 Dude Dunk sure 35 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,533 do you find a new train to get you need one 你找到一辆新火车来满足你的需要吗 36 00:02:07,533 --> 00:02:08,333 you know 你知道 37 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,166 i'm leaving the gym 我要离开健身房 38 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:13,466 i hear really good things about the one on fifth 我听到关于五号房的好消息 39 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,299 and all the trainers are pros 所有的教练都是专业人士 40 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,866 that's not a real gym real gyms don't have valet 那不是真正的健身房真正的健身房没有代客泊车服务 41 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,000 look i have privileges at a private gym 看我在私人健身房有特权 42 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,533 a real gym and whenever you're ready to get serious 一个真正的健身房,每当你准备好认真起来 43 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:25,266 you let me i am serious look 你让我我很认真的样子 44 00:02:25,266 --> 00:02:27,466 can we not do this back and forth thing all right 我们能不能不来回做这件事好吗 45 00:02:27,466 --> 00:02:29,733 you know i'm a good trainer and you know i can help you 你知道我是一个很好的教练而且你知道我可以帮助你 46 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,666 you're not the greatest trainer in the city 你不是城里最棒的教练 47 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,866 none of those other trainers have even left the country 那些其他培训师甚至都没有离开过这个国家 48 00:02:34,866 --> 00:02:36,966 i've lived all over the world i've lived the life 我在世界各地生活过 我过着这样的生活 49 00:02:36,966 --> 00:02:38,533 i've dealt with the distractions 我已经处理了分心 50 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,099 all right the cheap hotels i've dealt with the jet lag 好吧,我处理过时差的廉价酒店 51 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,566 all right all the different fighting styles 好吧所有不同的战斗风格 52 00:02:42,566 --> 00:02:44,166 i'm the best there is in New York 我是纽约最好的 53 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:47,966 you're right 你是对的 54 00:02:48,966 --> 00:02:50,499 i can't do this anymore 我不能再这样做了 55 00:02:50,966 --> 00:02:52,899 pretending to be mad at you 假装生你的气 56 00:02:53,866 --> 00:02:55,733 when i miss you too 当我也想你的时候 57 00:02:57,466 --> 00:02:58,266 bucket 桶 58 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,800 i love you dee 我爱你迪 59 00:03:01,966 --> 00:03:02,999 i love you too 我也爱你 60 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:06,333 not kind of sort of maybe 不太可能 61 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,500 all the way 一路 62 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,566 so this private gym thing 所以这个私人健身房的事情 63 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:21,933 let's do it 我们开始做吧 64 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,333 come on smacker 加油吧 65 00:03:29,066 --> 00:03:30,399 my place after this 之后我的位置 66 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:31,800 you sure 你确定 67 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,133 i need to learn how to work through my destructions 我需要学习如何度过我的毁灭 68 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:38,333 and i can't think of a better way to do it than you 我想不出比你更好的方法了 69 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:43,966 i like being in control 我喜欢掌控一切 70 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:48,599 damn girl what is that 该死的女孩那是什么 71 00:03:48,733 --> 00:03:52,099 candlex oh burns 蜡烛哦燃烧 72 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,266 so then ask me to stop 那么让我停下来 73 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:57,733 yeah i would but that turns me on 是的,我愿意,但这让我兴奋 74 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,966 on the eye 在眼睛上 75 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:30,600 would you like me to pour wax on you next 接下来要不要我给你倒蜡 76 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,300 no 不 77 00:04:39,766 --> 00:04:41,066 take off our mindful 脱掉我们的念头 78 00:04:41,566 --> 00:04:42,366 no 不 79 00:04:47,466 --> 00:04:48,699 don't tie me baby 别绑我宝贝 80 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,000 i wanna touch you 我想抚摸你 81 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:28,466 you're gonna at least take the blindfold off so i can see 你至少要摘下眼罩这样我才能看到 82 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:33,366 啊 啊 83 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:36,333 fuck 他妈的 84 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,600 fuck 他妈的 85 00:05:39,266 --> 00:05:40,333 god Mary 圣母玛利亚 86 00:06:10,466 --> 00:06:12,099 crazy man 疯子 87 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:24,566 and tears in slow motion your heart slains at the erosion 和慢动作的眼泪你的心在侵蚀中被杀死 88 00:06:28,366 --> 00:06:30,199 i look in pain 我看起来很痛苦 89 00:06:31,466 --> 00:06:36,533 emotion the ten tears in slow motion 十滴眼泪慢动作 90 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:40,566 the light sleeve of the emotion 情绪的轻袖 91 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:05,700 really 真的 92 00:07:06,266 --> 00:07:08,799 oh my god it'd be so great if you guys could be here 哦,天哪,如果你们能在这里就好了 93 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:11,499 it really helped me get Bella out of the apartment 它真的帮助我把贝拉带出了公寓 94 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,133 so Bernardo and Vincent can set up 这样 Bernardo 和 Vincent 就可以成立 95 00:07:15,466 --> 00:07:16,266 mom 妈妈 96 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,366 gats hasn't played in years gats 很多年没玩了 97 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:21,733 okay i'm a little old for Annie 好吧,我对安妮来说有点老了 98 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,366 nope mom i'm not gonna sing it 不,妈妈,我不会唱歌 99 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:31,366 i know i'm on input and yeah it probably would help but no sorry 我知道我正在输入,是的,它可能会有所帮助,但不抱歉 100 00:07:35,266 --> 00:07:38,266 so Bernardo wants to take us to his some clubs and have a ladies 所以贝尔纳多想带我们去他的一些俱乐部并请一位女士 101 00:07:38,266 --> 00:07:40,399 night out that sounds like a flash 夜晚外出听起来像一闪而过 102 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,100 any other boys coming with us 还有其他和我们一起来的男孩吗 103 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:46,699 um only Vincent i didn't actually know he was gay well 嗯,只有文森特,我真的不知道他是同性恋 104 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,966 he's not 他不是 105 00:07:47,966 --> 00:07:49,733 but Bernardo is hoping he can get him 但贝尔纳多希望他能得到他 106 00:07:49,733 --> 00:07:51,333 drunk enough that he'll forget that 喝醉了,他会忘记的 107 00:07:56,100 --> 00:08:00,166 i thought that it was his day off tonight it is what is he doing 我以为今晚是他的休息日,这就是他在做什么 108 00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:03,699 hmm is he coming this way yes 嗯,他是往这边走吗 是的 109 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:04,500 okay 好的 110 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,000 great 伟大的 111 00:08:06,466 --> 00:08:07,466 good evening ladies 女士们晚上好 112 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:13,866 i wanted to make sure the one ship came in we did 我想确保我们做到了 113 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,200 right before service 服务前 114 00:08:15,566 --> 00:08:16,933 how are the special selling 特价卖的怎么样 115 00:08:17,733 --> 00:08:21,299 great and i'm gonna go check on him right now 太好了,我现在就去看看他 116 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,466 continue to make my magic happen 继续让我的魔法发生 117 00:08:23,966 --> 00:08:24,766 okay 好的 118 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,533 i'm sorry i haven't called you it's okay i wanted to 对不起,我没有给你打电话,没关系,我想 119 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:35,766 but also Andre really it's fine 还有Andre真的很好 120 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:37,100 can i tell you some now that 我现在可以告诉你一些吗 121 00:08:37,366 --> 00:08:38,366 we're face to face 我们面对面 122 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:39,800 sure 当然 123 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:43,066 just Swedish a lay that they were to say 只是他们说的瑞典语 124 00:08:44,466 --> 00:08:45,566 translation 翻译 125 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,100 i'm sorry if i hurt you 如果我伤害了你,我很抱歉 126 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,766 you didn't hurt me 你没有伤害我 127 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,600 come here 过来 128 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:00,666 i never come in on my day off 我休息日从不进来 129 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,366 so why are you here tonight 那你今晚为什么来 130 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,700 i was hoping you'd be here 我希望你会在这里 131 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,900 look under i'm into a lot of things 看下面我喜欢很多东西 132 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,566 but having sex with the guy that just dumped me it's really 但是和那个刚刚甩了我的人发生性关系真的 133 00:09:08,566 --> 00:09:10,366 not one of them i don't want to have sex with you 没有一个我不想和你发生性关系 134 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,166 i know that's 我知道那是 135 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,600 a huge lie 一个巨大的谎言 136 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,133 i would want to have sex with you hypothetically speaking 假设我想和你发生性关系 137 00:09:18,066 --> 00:09:19,099 i um 我嗯 138 00:09:19,766 --> 00:09:21,533 i just want you to know how much i care for you 我只想让你知道我有多在乎你 139 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,766 thank you that means a lot to me 谢谢你,这对我来说意义重大 140 00:09:24,133 --> 00:09:26,066 and shit because i still do 妈的,因为我仍然这样做 141 00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:29,699 it was never about you Bella 从来都不是关于你的,贝拉 142 00:09:30,366 --> 00:09:31,966 it's about what i do 这是关于我做什么 143 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,200 no 不 144 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,766 it's about my family and when you have a child you understand 这是关于我的家庭,当你有了孩子你就会明白 145 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,100 you 你 146 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,600 must put them first 必须把它们放在第一位 147 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,300 even if it means breaking your own heart 即使这意味着伤了自己的心 148 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:50,566 i want to be with you tonight 今晚我想和你在一起 149 00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:53,366 without thinking about tomorrow 不考虑明天 150 00:10:04,766 --> 00:10:05,566 哎呀 哎呀 151 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,400 I I 我我 152 00:11:00,933 --> 00:11:02,566 yeah i took this one 是的,我拿了这个 153 00:11:03,966 --> 00:11:04,766 hmm 唔 154 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,700 我也是酸酸但是 我也是酸酸但是是 155 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:29,800 哎 哎 156 00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:33,466 啊 啊 157 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,066 嗯 恩 158 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,166 a home 一个家 159 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,600 嗯 恩 160 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,200 啊 啊 161 00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:40,733 who is it 是谁 162 00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:41,899 it's me 是我 163 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,800 hey 嘿 164 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:52,400 what's up it's like three in the morning you know 怎么了,就像凌晨三点,你知道的 165 00:12:53,866 --> 00:12:55,099 i wanted to thank you 我想谢谢你 166 00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:57,299 you could text me 你可以给我发短信 167 00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:59,333 i texted you i couldn't do this 我发短信给你我不能这样做 168 00:13:05,866 --> 00:13:07,399 why are you so good to me 你为什么对我那么好 169 00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:10,699 cause you make it so easy 因为你让它变得如此简单 170 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:17,500 ah 啊 171 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:19,733 mmm 嗯 172 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,733 i should go 我该走了 173 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,500 let's play 让我们玩 174 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,700 well unless you want me to stay 除非你想让我留下 175 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:29,566 why not 为什么不 176 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,533 i am a little tired though 不过我有点累 177 00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:35,966 i figured but 我想但是 178 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,866 we could just spoon 我们可以用勺子 179 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,366 i'd like that 我想要那个 180 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,066 you're so cute good god 你真可爱好上帝 181 00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:52,733 ah my purse 啊我的钱包 182 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,066 yes as a matter of fact it is your purse 是的,事实上这是你的钱包 183 00:13:56,733 --> 00:14:00,133 i probably did the last time i was here i hope it's okay 我可能是上次来这里时做的,希望一切都好 184 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:02,766 you're gonna leave it 你会离开它 185 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,500 oh you're sleepy 哦,你困了 186 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:10,533 yes 是的 187 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:12,799 i wish 我希望 188 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,266 i know i'm right there with you 我知道我就在你身边 189 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,566 just tonight 只是今晚 190 00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:38,766 嗯 恩 191 00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:40,666 哼 哼 192 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:44,800 wow 哇 193 00:14:45,766 --> 00:14:46,566 yeah 是的 194 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,533 what's that poking me 什么在戳我 195 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:50,733 oh 哦 196 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,700 um 嗯 197 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,166 that's my vibrator i think i got a second 那是我的振动器,我想我有第二个 198 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,499 but it's one of this day 但这是今天的一天 199 00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:02,899 are you look for it 你在找吗 200 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,300 oh i know 哦,我知道 201 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:12,599 i had to blue streets 我不得不去蓝色街道 202 00:15:26,966 --> 00:15:27,766 hmm 唔 203 00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,066 no time 没时间 204 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:32,333 at all 根本 205 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,799 some lights of love 一些爱的光芒 206 00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:39,733 i free 我自由 207 00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:44,733 touch 触碰 208 00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:06,533 哈哈嗯 哈哈zh 209 00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:10,066 嗯嗯 恩恩 210 00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,266 嗯嗯 恩恩 211 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,800 啊 啊 212 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:47,066 hmm just trying to make me happy 嗯只是想让我开心 213 00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:26,333 啊 啊 214 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,766 啊 啊 215 00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:31,566 啊 啊 216 00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:33,866 啊 啊 217 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,900 啊啊 啊啊 218 00:17:41,866 --> 00:17:42,666 啊 啊 219 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,200 啊啊 啊啊 220 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:49,666 啊 啊 221 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,300 啊 啊 222 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,366 嗯 恩 223 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,200 嗯 恩 224 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,000 嗯 恩 225 00:18:06,566 --> 00:18:08,166 do you think now we can spoon 你认为现在我们可以勺子吗 226 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,066 or for a corner 或一个角落 227 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,200 yeah well 好吧 228 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,500 be careful of who you spoon with cause you might get forked 小心你用勺子舀的人,因为你可能会被分叉 229 00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:22,999 hmm 唔 230 00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:25,199 oh you can have all the colors 哦,你可以拥有所有的颜色 231 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,200 hmm 唔 232 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,133 goodnight Cass 晚安卡斯 233 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,533 what's this name 这个名字是什么 234 00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:17,733 thank you so much 太感谢了 235 00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:20,533 wow 哇 236 00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:22,166 that didn't take long 没过多久 237 00:19:22,733 --> 00:19:23,666 what do you mean 你是什​​么意思 238 00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:23,899 you 你 239 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,300 didn't really think he was gonna let you go that easy did you 真的不认为他会这么轻易地放你走,是吗 240 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,533 i did actually 实际上我做了 241 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,299 you have no idea how many times i've quit this job 你不知道我辞掉这份工作多少次 242 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,066 make him back 让他回来 243 00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:36,766 well hello thank you so much for me to me on such short notice 好吧,你好,非常感谢你在这么短的时间内对我说 244 00:19:36,866 --> 00:19:37,666 yeah sure 好,当然 245 00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:41,266 can i get you anything a bottle water a g latte 我能给你买瓶水拿铁吗 246 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,999 i'll take a cappuccino why not 我要一杯卡布奇诺,为什么不呢 247 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,600 excellent 出色的 248 00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:48,966 oh you just have to push a few buttons you know how to do that 哦,你只需要按几个按钮,你知道该怎么做 249 00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:50,533 right 正确的 250 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:00,766 more than anything 最重要的是 251 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,533 Sophie and i'm saying this is a financial devotee 苏菲和我说这是一个金融爱好者 252 00:20:03,566 --> 00:20:04,699 it's ugly out there 外面很丑 253 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,366 i knew several people with decades of experience 我认识几个有几十年经验的人 254 00:20:07,366 --> 00:20:09,399 who are selling yachts for ten cents on a dollar 谁以 1 美元 10 美分的价格出售游艇 255 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,866 just to pay their mortgages 只是为了支付他们的抵押贷款 256 00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:12,399 thanks for your concern 感谢你的关心 257 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,466 i think 我认为 258 00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:15,566 under the current circumstances that you should at least 在目前的情况下你至少应该 259 00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:16,566 give it one more trying 再试一次 260 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,133 you know this is an American i'm not a cappuccino 你知道这是美国人 我不是卡布奇诺 261 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,133 let's cut to the chase 让我们切入正题 262 00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:26,733 you don't give a shit about me we both know that 你不在乎我,我们都知道 263 00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:29,099 so what does this have to do with you 所以这跟你有什么关系 264 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,100 i'm under 我在 265 00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:33,333 a teensy bit of scrutiny right now 现在进行一点点审查 266 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,666 is this really the right time for sarcasm 现在真的是讽刺的好时机吗 267 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,066 well the thing is it would all go away if it came back 好吧,问题是如果它回来,一切都会消失 268 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,100 hmm 唔 269 00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:40,566 so let's get this straight 所以让我们弄清楚 270 00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:41,699 you bring back 你带回来 271 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,166 the girl who dumped a bottle of wine and client slept 倒了一瓶酒的女孩和客户睡着了 272 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,333 that will exonerate you 那会让你无罪 273 00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:48,399 for the most part yes 多半是对的 274 00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:52,199 you're gonna have to explain that one to me 你得给我解释一下 275 00:20:55,866 --> 00:20:57,966 they know that i 他们知道我 276 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,766 suggested that you sleep with John Carlo 建议你和 John Carlo 睡觉 277 00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:03,133 how do they find out 他们怎么知道 278 00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:04,466 well we had a meeting here 好吧,我们在这里开会 279 00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:06,866 and there was a lot of yelling mostly by John carlow 约翰·卡洛(John carlow)大喊大叫 280 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,666 and when the partners asked him 当合伙人问他 281 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,666 what could have possibly possessed 可能拥有什么 282 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,899 someone as sweet as you to do such a thing he 像你这样可爱的人做这样的事他 283 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:13,966 blamed it all on me 都怪我 284 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,900 he said that um 他说嗯 285 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,200 i was the one who had offended you of course 当然是我冒犯了你 286 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:22,066 i denied everything but it was his word against mine oh 我否认了一切,但这是他反对我的话哦 287 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,766 and uh then they asked me what the hell 然后他们问我这是怎么回事 288 00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:27,866 you were doing alone with him at dinner in the first place um 一开始你是和他单独吃饭的,嗯 289 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,500 we did not have my cause 我们没有我的理由 290 00:21:29,566 --> 00:21:30,366 huh 嗯 291 00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:32,466 what a pickle 真是泡菜 292 00:21:33,766 --> 00:21:36,299 so when i come back and we make nice 所以当我回来的时候我们会和睦相处 293 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,466 looks like it's John Carlos fault 看起来是约翰·卡洛斯的错 294 00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:39,599 precisely 恰恰 295 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,666 oh and i am more than willing to compensate you 哦,我非常愿意补偿你 296 00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:44,899 privately for your assistance of course 当然是私下寻求你的帮助 297 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,499 so i come back then what 所以我回来了然后呢 298 00:21:49,966 --> 00:21:51,499 we work together for a few months 我们一起工作了几个月 299 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,666 you move from analysis to dive vestiture 你从分析转向潜水服装 300 00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:54,966 and you're rid of me for good 你永远摆脱了我 301 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,000 we can still hang out right 我们仍然可以出去玩 302 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:57,966 around the water 在水周围 303 00:21:57,966 --> 00:21:59,766 cooler and now it's been sarcastic 更酷,现在变得讽刺了 304 00:21:59,933 --> 00:22:01,933 what kind of compensation are we talking about 我们在谈论什么样的补偿 305 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,200 fifty thousand dollars to come back and another fifty 五万美元回来,另外五十美元 306 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,733 when it all works out swimmingly 当一切顺利时 307 00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:07,333 hmm 唔 308 00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:09,266 Regina got stuck options 里贾纳卡住了选项 309 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:09,533 well 出色地 310 00:22:09,533 --> 00:22:13,533 Regina doesn't pour Zeller creek on people's laps now does she Regina 现在不会把 Zeller creek 倒在人们的膝上,是吗? 311 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,066 i'll think about it 我会考虑一下 312 00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:18,899 here is a number of a friend that credit Swiss 这是一些相信瑞士的朋友 313 00:22:19,766 --> 00:22:22,266 the account will be in your name private and secure 该帐户将以您的名义保密且安全 314 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:25,899 just say the word and the money will be there with an hour 只要说一句话,钱就会在一个小时内到位 315 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,266 this is what's come to 这就是结果 316 00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:47,866 making a junior associate coffee 煮初级咖啡 317 00:22:53,866 --> 00:22:56,999 you look so beautiful in that light like an angel 你在那种光线下看起来像天使一样美丽 318 00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:00,366 an angel with a morning breath 清晨气息的天使 319 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:21,733 嗯 恩 320 00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:44,366 it's great yeah yeah 太棒了 是的 321 00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:53,399 it's your surprise 这是你的惊喜 322 00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:55,966 i love you 我爱你 323 00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:34,699 啊哈 啊哈哈 324 00:24:48,466 --> 00:24:49,733 oh my god 我的天啊 325 00:25:04,066 --> 00:25:04,866 oh god 天啊 326 00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:12,466 oh 哦 327 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,400 yeah 是的 328 00:25:22,533 --> 00:25:23,566 oh god 天啊 329 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,666 so dear god 亲爱的上帝 330 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:41,599 that's gonna be legal 那是合法的 331 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,766 have you ever thought about doing it for a living 你有没有想过以此为生 332 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,166 sex 性别 333 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:55,733 poker 扑克 334 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,366 do you ever think about anything other than cards 你有没有想过卡片以外的任何事情 335 00:25:59,733 --> 00:26:00,933 i think about you 我想起你 336 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,566 no i have it 不,我有 337 00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:06,466 we can make a lot of money 我们可以赚很多钱 338 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:07,566 we 我们 339 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:10,566 yeah why not i mean i'm already doing it for a living 是的,为什么不呢,我的意思是我已经以此为生 340 00:26:11,066 --> 00:26:12,666 you're not even working right now 你现在甚至都不工作 341 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,000 right 正确的 342 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,300 actually my old boss offered me my job back 实际上我的前任老板让我重新工作 343 00:26:23,366 --> 00:26:24,899 and you're thinking about it 而你正在考虑 344 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,900 he made me a really generous offer 他给了我一个非常慷慨的报价 345 00:26:27,866 --> 00:26:30,299 50 grant up front this is the guy who dumped you 50 grant up front this is the guy who dumped you 346 00:26:30,566 --> 00:26:33,133 and they tried to get you to sleep with some hairy ugly 他们试图让你和一些毛茸茸的丑人一起睡觉 347 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,066 foreign dude it just before a while 不久前的外国老兄 348 00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:37,799 and then i moved to divestrous after things cool down 然后我在事情冷静下来后转向了潜水 349 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:38,900 and you trust him 你信任他 350 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,766 i do actually 我真的 351 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,933 this thing is gonna be really one sided 这件事真的会是一边倒的 352 00:26:43,066 --> 00:26:45,133 shit we could make at least 50 grand a week 该死的,我们每周至少能赚到 50 美元 353 00:26:45,133 --> 00:26:46,266 playing in Vegas yeah 在拉斯维加斯玩是的 354 00:26:46,266 --> 00:26:48,099 we could also lose 50 grand a week 我们也可能每周损失 50 美元 355 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,566 why are you so upset 你为什么这么难过 356 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,299 i'm the one who has to work with that asshole 我是那个必须和那个混蛋一起工作的人 357 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:54,466 i just thought you had a little more self respect that's all 我只是觉得你有更多的自尊,仅此而已 358 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:57,366 wait a second i have plenty of respect for myself 等一下,我很尊重自己 359 00:26:57,466 --> 00:26:58,966 i'd say keep telling yourself that 我会说继续告诉自己 360 00:26:58,966 --> 00:27:00,566 but you sound pretty convinced already 但你听起来已经很确信了 361 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:01,700 die 死 362 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:07,466 hey 嘿 363 00:27:07,666 --> 00:27:08,466 hey 嘿 364 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,733 okay so what's going on with tire 好吧,轮胎怎么了 365 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,366 she's pissed 她生气了 366 00:27:23,366 --> 00:27:25,666 because i'm thinking about taking the job at bear attack 因为我正在考虑接受熊袭击的工作 367 00:27:26,066 --> 00:27:26,933 you are 你是 368 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,666 sorta yeah wow 有点哇哦 369 00:27:31,266 --> 00:27:32,599 don't take his side 不要站在他一边 370 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,766 i'm not it's just wow 我不是,只是哇 371 00:27:34,766 --> 00:27:36,199 Abby offered me 艾比给了我 372 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,100 a bunch of money 一大笔钱 373 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,166 and an eventual transfer to a separate department 并最终转移到一个单独的部门 374 00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:39,966 so 所以 375 00:27:40,866 --> 00:27:41,766 i don't know 我不知道 376 00:27:42,966 --> 00:27:46,066 i say go for it and if ty doesn't like it fuck him 我说去吧,如果他不喜欢,去他妈的 377 00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,899 come on you don't mean that oh no no 拜托你不是那个意思哦不不 378 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:49,900 i'm serious 我是认真的 379 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:53,066 ty seems like a good guy in everything but when you're 22 ty 似乎什么都好,但当你 22 岁时 380 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:56,100 boys are like the subway if you miss one 如果你错过了,男孩就像地铁 381 00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:58,100 another one rolls up in five minutes 另一个在五分钟内卷起 382 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,066 besides it's my birthday i can't have you depressed 除了今天是我的生日我不能让你沮丧 383 00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:06,066 i demand a hundred and ten percent of my drinking partners 我要求百分之一百一十的饮酒伙伴 384 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,866 you can count on me Belle 你可以指望我贝儿 385 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,100 cause i already put some vodka in your flavored water 因为我已经在你的调味水中放了一些伏特加 386 00:28:12,466 --> 00:28:13,266 drink up 喝光 387 00:28:14,933 --> 00:28:16,799 that's right party 那是正确的派对 388 00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:23,066 the wizard was her father 巫师是她的父亲 389 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:25,000 yes time all mixed up 是的,时间都搞混了 390 00:28:25,533 --> 00:28:27,999 honestly daddy should have just taken a pillow and slept 老实说,爸爸应该拿个枕头睡觉 391 00:28:28,566 --> 00:28:32,899 he started taking one to the cinema it's a couple sized yeah 他开始带一个去电影院,一对夫妇大小是的 392 00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:35,099 it's not any less embarrassing 这并没有减少尴尬 393 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:37,733 who forces a man to watch a movie about four girls 谁强迫一个男人看一部关于四个女孩的电影 394 00:28:37,733 --> 00:28:40,099 exchanging a pair of jeans oh 换一条牛仔裤哦 395 00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,700 i love that movie 我喜欢那部电影 396 00:28:41,733 --> 00:28:43,099 you love everything 你爱一切 397 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:54,200 who just grabbed my balls 谁刚刚抓住了我的球 398 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:58,766 sorry that was me Regina they were just hanging there shh 抱歉那是我 Regina 他们只是挂在那里 嘘 399 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,000 surprise 惊喜 400 00:29:06,466 --> 00:29:09,533 it's a birthday short party with my last 这是我最后一个生日派对 401 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,466 parents 父母